Rule 1 of UPSAINT: Talk about UPSAINT. Rule 2 of UPSAINT: TALK ABOUT UPSAINT. If you get the joke then props. 


  • Bold as brass
  • Softer than a baby seals behind 
  • Perfect stretch comfort
  • 100% FLEX-able
  • Moisture-wicking, no sweat bro
  • 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
  • Made from recycled plastic bottles
  • Helps support cleaning our ocean and gives turtles a clean home to grow old in
  • Plastic-free, sustainable coconut buttons

Ships from sunny Phoenix, AZ 🌴☀️. Orders should arrive at most US destinations in 4-5 business days.