Durden

Rule 1 of UPSAINT: Talk about UPSAINT. Rule 2 of UPSAINT: TALK ABOUT UPSAINT. If you get the joke then props. 

Details:

• Bold as brass
• Softer than a baby seals behind 
• Perfect stretch comfort
• 100% FLEX-able
• Moisture-wicking, no sweat bro
• 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
• Made from recycled plastic bottles
• Helps support cleaning our ocean and gives turtles a clean home to grow old in
• Plastic-free, sustainable coconut buttons

Ships from sunny Phoenix, AZ 🌴☀️. Orders should arrive at most US destinations in 4-5 business days.